Flirting Pick-up Lines for texting to Girls
1. If you could read my thoughts, you would marry me tomorrow.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
4. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet…and so are you.
5. You can add me to your cart anytime; I’m free with every purchase.
6. There are some things money can’t buy. You look like one of them!
7. Send me your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
8. My parents told me not to talk to strangers. So, how about we be friends?
9. I do not think much. I do not think often. But when I do think, I think of you.
10. Kiss me and you will see the stars. Love me and I will give them to you.
11. Let’s commit the perfect crime. You steal my heart, and I steal yours.
12. Just so you know, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to you who is extra attractive.
13. I admit that you’re on my mind more than just sometimes.
14. I may not be a photographer, but I can picture both you and me together.
15. Answer this quick! What are the three that I can text you to make you mine?
16. If you want to marry me right now, text YES. If you want to marry me next time, text NO.
17. Hi, my name is Trouble, and I’m looking for my soul mate. Mind if I ask if you have room for a little trouble in your life?
18. I can’t figure out if I should start this conversation with a compliment, a pick-up line, or a simple “hello”. You choose.
19. Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
20. If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair.
21. I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?
22. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tail’s I’m yours.
23. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you.
24. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
25. Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else.
26. I don’t know what you are doing to me, but every time I look at you I can’t stop smiling.
27. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
28. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
29. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
30. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
31. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
32. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
33. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
34. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
35. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
36. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
37. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
38. I’m still single, in case you were wondering.
39. Be honest. How long have you been waiting for a text from me?
40. You know what would be even better than a text back? An invitation to dinner.
41. You are the complete package: brains, beauty, and awesome ninja skills.
42. You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
43. I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
44. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
45. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
46. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
47. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
48. You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
49. Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
50. Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.
51. I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
52. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
53. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
54. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
55. I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
56. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
57. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
58. Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!
59. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
60. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
61. You better call Life Alert, ’cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
62. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
63. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
64. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
65. Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
66. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
67. Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
68. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
69. How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
70. Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
71. You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
72. I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
73. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
74. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
75. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
76. Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
77. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
78. I did not believe in love at first glance until you entered the door.
79. I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
80. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
81. You are so sweet. You must’ve dropped out of a candy box.
82. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
83. You are so hot. You must be the one causing global warming.
84. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
85. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
86. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
87. Are you Netflix because I could watch you for hours?
88. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
89. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
90. Wow, when God made you, he was showing off.
91. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
92. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
93. Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful? I think you’re infected.
94. I thought happiness started with H. But why does mine start with U?
95. I would offer you a cigarette but you’re already smokin’ hot.
96. Would you touch me so I can tell all my friends I was touched by an angel?
97. Your body is curvy, your face is beautiful and your attitude is fierce, I think we are a perfect match.
98. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
99. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
100. Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.
101. I’m calling the cops! I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as beautiful as you.